there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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