He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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