Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
So many bounce houses so little time
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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