I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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