...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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