How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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