What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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