i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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