Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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