haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Randomize
