There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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