I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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