We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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