so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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