Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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