Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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