no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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