Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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