On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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