We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
be right there i have to get my cape
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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