You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
How does one acquire holy water?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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