I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize