He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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