He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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