im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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