Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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