Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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