Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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