Have you finally orgasmed yet?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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