so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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