Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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