after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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