dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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