you guys were way drunker than both of me
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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