Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just had sex on a roof
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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