Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Randomize
