another moral hangover. fuck.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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