yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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