YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
she looked like the before picture.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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