I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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