Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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