absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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