508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
