Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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