I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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