yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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