I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
Randomize
