Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
His nipple licking is glorious
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