He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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