Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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