Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
