Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
All the doctor said was why
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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