Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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