yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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