just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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