Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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