do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
