if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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